She's Just Kitchen Lazy
CJ: [to The Boy] Make sure the dogs have food and water.
TB: I always feed the dogs.
CJ: So? I cook every freakin’ day and you don’t hear me whining.
TB: Yeah, well you’re the only one in the house who knows how to cook.
CJ: Well....That’s not entirely accurate.
TB: Okay. Mom can cook, but she’s lazy.
Laughter
The Warden actually cooked Saturday night, something she doesn’t do too often. Good thing I like to cook, elsewise we’d be hurtin’.
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Earlier in the day (10:00am Saturday) The Warden’s in the shower. I’m escorting the pest control dude around the house. We get into the bathroom area and The Warden calls out from behind the shower room door: “Honey, bring me my dildo.”
That didn’t really happen, but it could have. The Warden and I were driving around looking at houses late Saturday afternoon when I told her the pest control dude had come. She knew, and told me about the dastardly plan she almost perpetrated on me. Bad girl. We got a good laugh out of it.
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Saturday night we watched some boxing and had a few drinks. A friend came over for an hour or so before deciding that getting laid was more important than her good friends, so she left. We had a quiet evening of boxing and a movie afterward. The movie sucked. It was called Paranoia 1.0. I mean, it really sucked. Sucked so bad we didn’t finish watching it.
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Memory Du Jour:
1970 – Exploring the jetties of Redondo Beach’s Kings Harbor. My friend Eric and I would ride our bikes (a 4 mile ride) from Manhattan Beach to Redondo, and spend the day crawling around inside the caves and tunnels the big rocks of the jetties formed. A large rock to the entrance of a particularly expansive tunnel/cave complex had the words “YELLOW HELL” painted on it in large block letters. Eric and went to our favorite (and largest) place one day and encountered a bum who had made the largest single area in the complex his home. He invited us in. We declined and left rather rapidly.
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Quote of the Day:
“If The Flintstones taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.” – Homer Simpson
7 comments:
Reminds me of some of the things I've said and done in the house when I mistakenly thought my wife and I were alone. I'm sure my kids have told a few tales to friends.
You'll find when your kids get older that the roles get reversed sometimes -- you're the ones caught naked on the couch because you thought they were working all day :)
Oh, the Warden shoulda done it lol.
I take it this means you may be planning a move? Did you ever get you kitchen done?
if my husband referred to me as The Warden, I'd kick him a new asshole...lol That's the name I used to refer to my old, bitchy boss as so it holds some really negative connotations with me. i've never heard of that movie, but I'll be sure to avoid it!
I'm with ~Y~ the Warden should have asked you to hand her the dildo :)
I'm also be inquisitive like ~Y~, planning a move?
Did you notice ~Y~ removed word verification from her comments section? :)
Stringman: Fortunately I haven’t been busted by the kids yet, but that’s definitely something to fear! Thanks for the heads up.
Y: Yeah, she shoulda. Would’ve been a riot. Yes, we’re looking at moving into something a little bigger.
WebMiz: Oh come on now. Kick him a new asshole? :-) lol Never heard that before. Must take some really pointy, sharp shoes.
Nay: I hadn’t noticed the word verification thing on Y’s page. I’ll check it out. I’m wondering if I should change mine now.
It would have been so damn funny if she would have said that. I can just imagine the guys face.....lol
Hey, I can relate to kitchen lazy quite well....
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