Saturday, September 15, 2007


Postman Pat and His Black & White Cat
The audio as Postman Pat’s truck approaches and then rounds the corner is the funniest part of this dubbed version of a real kids’ show. There are quite a few of videos like this floating around:

Once a ‘Tard, Always a ‘Tard
NayNay called me from New Mexico yesterday afternoon. Shocking. Not that she actually called, but rather that she really hadn’t forgotten how to use her fookin’ phone after all!

Being the same ol’ Nay, she couldn’t resist the opportunity to fuck with my brain cell. It went something like this:

“I hate ta tell ya this buddy, but I don’t think I’m gonna be able to make it through.”
[Carlos feels sincere disappointment]
“You’re shittin’ me?”
“Nope. You didn’t answer my text message quick enough.”
[Carlos exercises the memory section of his brain cell.]
“You mean the text message that you sent at 1:46 in the morning”
[Carlos now suspects foul play]
“But I answered it right after you sent it.”
[Queue insane NayNay laughter]
“I’m just kiddin’ ya buddy!”
“You are such a dick Renee!”
[More insane NayNay laughter]

During her visit in NM, Nay told me she’d gone hiking with her step daughter. AnnE, trusty pooch, accompanied them. Unfortunately, Nay forgot to pack AnnE’s hiking boots. As such, AnnE’s poor little paw pads became bloodier than a drunken, menstruating virgin at a biker rally by the time they were done. Judging from these two pictures of AnnE, I suspect she's more of an Intellectual and a lover than an outdoorsdoggy.

That being said, my mission today is to purchase some protective doggy booties for my soon-to-be DogE visitor. Maybe I'll see if they have a straight jacket for you-know-who ;-)

Bunny/Early: Nay wanted me to tell you that she’s okay and doing well. Her laptop isn’t working for some reason or she'd have emailed you herself.


renee255 said...

My laptop is getting wireless internet in Texas. yeah,

I'm hear in Alamo Land ;)

I'll see you soon buddy! I'm camped out at a KOA;) since the state troopers are taking all my money.

Woozie said...


Sheila said...

Poor AnnE!

Arlene said...

Oh my God Carlos, that description is PRICELESS!!!!!
My glad NayNay isn't flaking on you, and you know I expect pictures :-D
By the way, thank you for the comment on my blog. Needless to say, my feelings are quite hurt by the way things coming soon ;-)

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Poor AnnE!I want to see the pics. How sweet of you to look for doggie booties for her. Thanks for the update on Ney. You guys have fun.

Kim said...

can't comment...still trying to deal with the image of a drunken, menstruating virgin at a biker rally.

Webmiztris said...

that Retards pic is too fucking funny! And Eat More! love that.... have fun visiting with your old friend!

Flyinfox_SATX said...


Have fun dude! Show Renee all the sites. If you want, I would be more than happy to coordinate with you at the Alamo Web Cam so that we can have both your pictures taken you know where it is? Send me e-mail and I will get you details.


Carlos said...

Sorry I didn't get a chance to reply to seems a little silly to reply to everyone, but...

Nay: Pants on fire!

Wooz: Well said!

Sheila: I know...she was getting along quite well on Sunday, if not a little gingerly.

Arlene: Glad you like th description...It just came to me. That seems to happen less and less these days. I think my creative juices are getting a little diluted in my old age ;-) Your quite welcome for the comment to that post. That chick really struck a nerve. Had it not been for Nay coming to town, and a buncha other shit, I would've dedicated an entire blog entry to that exchange. I might still, so don't destroy your blog without saving that :-)

Bunny~N~Early: Sent you the pics :-)

Kim: Thanks for dropping by. Glad I could make you laugh. Making people laugh makes me happy. Tried to hit your profile…but it’s inaccessible.

WebMiz: It was great fun!

FlyinFox: Thank you my bloggerfriend for the generous offer. Unfortunately, our visit was only about 10hrs long. But I do appreciate the kind gesture. You’re okay in my book!