Sunday, December 23, 2007


It’s 9:00am and 32º. Brrr. The Warden just headed out the door again for God knows what. Most likely shopping for something we don’t need.

In a couple of hours I’ll start preparing for a small Christmas party we’re having tonight. Should be about 12 people or so. Most of the people coming are The Warden’s friends and family. My invitation list was short - Two people short: Dear Shelley, and my good friend Jim will be coming.

Bunny Fetish?
I’ve decided I should seek counseling to get to the root of my recent obsession with rabbits. Shelley so astutely speculated that I might have a thing for harey asses. I’m not sure about that, but a psychiatrist might parallel harey asses with hairy asses. Yikes! We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

I decided to sate today’s bunny jones by Googling for a few videos:
Street Bunny
Turkish Bunny
Techno Bunny
Hallucinogen Bunny
Crappy Dancing Punk Bunny
Stop Motion Bunny
Hardcore Bunny

Connect This
I got my Connect Four rematch the other evening. I was handily dispatched by Shelley after a dozen or so (maybe more) games over cocktails. I feel so inadequate now. ;-)

With that spanking, she has earned the title of “Fucker,” so Bunny, Early and Nay: Please welcome her to your midst – Ya fuckers!


Bunny ~N~ Early said...

I can think of one Bunny off hand that does NOT have a hairy ass lol.
Be careful with the bunny fetish, unless of course your into S&M. I got a couple of bunny's for valentines day once. They went from living in the house with us, to living in a bunny cage outside, to going to a bunny rescue. They were evil bunny's that beat the shit out of me and anyone else that tried to cuddle or love them. I'm not sure whatever happened to them. Last I heard I got a call from the bunny rescue asking if my bunnies had their rabies shots because one of them had just bitten a little boy that was attempting to adopt one of them. Thankfully they had their shots - I gave them the vets number and the little boy was fine. I'm sure not all bunnies are evil but these particular bunnies were from the family of bunnies that King Arthur came across in Monty Pythons holy grail.
Boy we are on the same page, I just posted too. Your a little behind on the party thing though, we started days ago.

And to Shelly... Welcome to our world ya fucker!

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

12 guests is a SMALL party? Jeez! I get weirded out when there's more than 3 people in my house.

One thing I like to do is to stock the guest bathroom cabinet with extremely bizarre crapola. I start with the KY Jelly and it goes seriously downhill from there--ben-wa balls, photo albums of girls and get the idea.

The reason for this is, studies show people snoop when they visit other's homes, and in particular, snoop the guest bathroom cabinet. I figure: let's give the bastards a thrill, hmmmmm?

Woozie said...

Hairy asses? Hairy female asses are not all that common, so is there something you'd like to tell me Carlos?

reneeg255 said...

How was the party?

Did that get the bunnies out of your system? I could only watch the first one before my computer or You Tube started screwing up ;(

I welcome you as well to our world Shelly, "ya fucker" :)

Margaret said...

Connect Four was my favorite game of all.

I hope your party went well. Guess it's time to start kicking back and getting festive here a bit.

Merry Christmas Eve Carlos

Shelley said...

The party was great. The football game sucked. Thanks for the invitation and the kitty dish.

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Shelley said...

I am glad to be part of such an elite club...who'd o' thunk it? The Fuckers. At least I know I am with some of the best! Thanks, Carlos, for the promotion and thanks to the other Fuckers for the welcoming!