Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Ouch

Have you ever felt like your world is crumbling in around you? Me either – until today. Don’t worry too much, I’m not suicidal or anything – I am simply experiencing one of the more difficult times of my young (Yeah, right) life.

And how pathetic is it that I’m sitting here in emotional angst, fucking blogging about it? Truth be told, I’m alone – anesthetizing myself with liquor and Lorazepam (Woo hoo!).

So send some positive thoughts my way from wherever you may be: Honduras, Guatemala, Twentynine Palms, Iowa State University, Franks Plumbing in Houston, Atlanta, Maryland, Washington, or right down the street here in sunny old San Antone.

I’m not quite ready to share the details of my dilemma right now, but let’s just say I’d just as soon drag my balls through a mile of broken glass than experience the torment I’m feeling right now.

If that doesn’t succinctly sum up the essence of my plight, then allow me, in the words of my blogger bud Nigel, to cordially invite you to buff my scrotum.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, I feel for you. Getting it out on the blog, or a journal is good for your health. Your welcome to join me anytime for some Zacapa Rum in the Sun!!!!

John Dough

Anonymous said...

We're here for you...

Ha Ha Renee I was first again!

neener - neener - neener ; )

-Bunny

The_Gator said...

Honestly..i would buff your scrotum...but you couldn't afford it, and you would like it way too much.

The_Gator said...

I have a laugh for you...just visit my blog.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

I think its something in the water here dude! I am seriously fighting off bouts of depression. For me however, it could be the after effects of the big move I just had moving my fiancee in....

Flyinfox_SATX

Woozie said...

You buff first.

reneeg255 said...

Hope you are feeling a little better today?

Love you and am thinking of you!!!

reneeg255 said...

Still thinking about you!!!

I love you dear friend!!!

Anonymous said...

I drug out my trusty old acme brand scrotum buffer. Ney had borrowed it and never returned it. We're ready when you are ;0

Bunny

Shelley said...

Dude. I am with you. I am so sorry you are feeling bad. Tell me what to do to help. I will bring you more Cokes at work...not beat you at Yahtzee or cribbage...tell me what you need/want. Miss your smiley face.

The_Gator said...

you notice she never said anything about letting you win connect four.

reneeg255 said...

Love to you!!!

I called and left you a message this morning. Will try again when I have my number to leave on your message machine.

Hope it is less cloudy for you today.

I feel your pain my dear friend, even if I don't know what is going on.

I'm here for you. That is what friends are all about, being there for each other in good and bad times.

I love you!!! And of course miss you and wish I could be there live to give you big hugs!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL Gator. Great minds think alike.
I noticed that connect four was missing also...

Bunny

Anonymous said...

With all ya'll offering free scrotum buffing.....I wouldn't mind a freebie. Some of ya sound like your experts!!

John Dough

Shelley said...

Alright, already...I give up! You can win at Connect Four. Please smile for me. I will see you at work tomorrow. I surely miss you. You!!! Be good, guy. Don't be hard on yourself. I will dearly miss you when I leave this week.

Sudiegirl said...

I refuse to buff your scrotum. I will, however, send good vibes your way and lots of hugs.

Cliches abound, I know, but they're sincere.

Shelley said...

Have a drink on me. When I get back from Baltimore I'll take you out for a drink.

reneeg255 said...

hello BUTT MUNCH ;)

I'm thinking of you!!!

reneeg255 said...

Good morning dear!!! Still thinking bout you!!! Love you my dear friend!!!