Wednesday, June 25, 2008


Leah, a snappy young blogger in Austin, had THIS exchange with her husband.

I laughed my ass off yesterday….and then again today when I went back for a visit. Classic shit!!

I still can’t believe George Carlin died. He was my idol. I was a very impressionable 10-years-old the first time I heard him. The album was FM & AM, which was followed closely by Class Clown – both in 1972. I owe all the sick and twisted thoughts that course through my mind to George Carlin.

I’m hanging in there. Things could be better, but then again, things could be worse. I attribute my sanity to (in no particular order) Nay, ~Y~, Shelley, Mr. Dough, whisky, and an occasional prescription depressant. Without you guys, I wouldn’t be doing so well. Thank you!

Quote of the Day
"How can you possibly have an international agreement that's effective unless countries like China and India are not full participants?"— George W. Bush, Camp David, April 19, 2008


reneeg255 said...

I liked Leah's blog, she is "snappy".

Stupid internet keeps going in and out and now my battery is near dead.

Love to you dear!!!!

Woozie said...

Awesome exchange she had there. I feel more American just being in its presence.

I always liked the Carlinism about flamethrowers. There was just something so funny about it that I can't put my finger on.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Carlos, we really need to get together for a few drinks man!


American Hill BIlly said...

Doesn't matter who I am now. I sent a drug induced email to a hypocrit. Now their gay it's alright to threaten me with a hate crime, but I had to ask about his old nick name email account....Porch Monkey....I had no clue until what it was until he told me. Also, he thought it was funny to make fun of slow my brother Brett who was still born, and then revived. I told him to go ahead, and maybe the case worker will be African American, and slow....Just like my brother!!!LOL I guess that means I'm out of the fucking closet as well; just not any god damn hypocrit. So here I am. The god damn AmericanHillBilly. Fuck all the hypocrits.

George Carlin, was on all day today. I couldn't watch him for a good while. I did cry when I found out; actually all morning. He really was a philosopher, genius, and someone that struck that spark of thought that became a burning fire in some. I will miss him, and wish him well in the next realm..........groping Marilyn Monroe. Come on down. I can get you all the scripts you could want and more. We'll have fun swimming and fishing. I can get you drunk off your ass, and then impress you with my spanish to the national police.....I'm sure you'll appreciate it when Yo digo, mi amigo tiene drogas en su trasero, pero no es un problema, porque todos aca somos amigos, y es un secreto de mi amigo tiene coca en su trasero! What are you waiting for we could have a blast.
No more hiding!

Peace and Freedom

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

I owe my beard to George Carlin. It's grey and scraggly and makes me look like Charles Manson...not that I looked like Brad Pitt before, ya know...I DID have a "pitted" face, for many years. There's a DVD you can rent that sums up my experience, called "The Acne Years: The Sorrow And The Pity".