Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy To You Jive Turkeys

Happy Thanksgiving, bitches. I know. I must have no life if I’m blogging on Thanksgiving Day but…

I’m watching what CBS is trying to pass off as the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, and have come to the conclusion that it now officially sucks. The two clowns MCing it need to go, as does a way-overplayed band called Sugarland.

Sugarland is one of the most unremarkable, plain white bread bands I’ve ever heard. And Jennifer Nettles’ phony-sounding, overly-nasal voice makes me want to go out and whack myself in the nuts with a ball-peen hammer just to get the memory of having heard her out of my head.

An awesome quote by some unknown dude on the internet regarding Nettles:

“Sugarland sucks ass. Jennifer Nettles is one big nasal twang. If I wanted to hear a nose sing, I'd plug one nostril and gargle....same effect.”

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

That is all. Hope you’re all well.


Woozie said...

She's trying to be Barbra Streisand. Barbra Streisand shouldn't even sing like Barbra Streisand.

Carlos said...

I thought "you people" liked Barb. Or was it Judy Garland? Or Bette Midler? Shit...Maybe it was fucking Barry Manilow for all I know.

Did you fry your turkey today? ;-)

Hope you had a great day back at your familia's house.

Anonymous said...

I know tomorrow, the day after thanksgiving when my family is finally celebrating we will be frying our turkey. Once you have had it....its the only way to go.


Carlos said...

Fried turkey is pretty good. I did two a few years ago that weren't bad. Not the best, but cretainly not the worst.