Thursday, December 04, 2008

Up Too Early

Since I’m up at the crack of dawn this morning (and off for a few days), I’ve scoured the instanet for random miscellany for your viewing / reading pleasure.

Turducken Is For Pussies!

I found this recipe for whole stuffed camel and thought it was pretty awesome. I wonder who gets the toes ;-)

1 whole camel, medium size

1 whole lamb, large size

20 whole chickens, medium size

60 eggs

12 kilos rice

2 kilos pine nuts

2 kilos almonds

1 kilo pistachio nuts

110 gallons water

5 pounds black pepper

Salt to taste

Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken. Boil until tender. Cook rice until fluffy. Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice. Hard boil eggs and peel. Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice. Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens. Add more rice. Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice. Broil over large charcoal pit until brown. Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice. Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts. Serves friendly crowd of 80-100.

Just When You Thought You Had Everything

Han and Brikauski (whoever the fuck they are) proudly present the Hood Thong™.

“We have not gone into full production on the Hood Thong, but we are taking custom orders. This means a few things. a) You will be getting one of the most progressive, functional, temperature-controlled pieces of fashion around. b) It will be a bit expensive until we get it into China, but totally worth it in everyone's opinion. If interested fill out the form below and we can work it out. Thanks.”


Get yerself a Christopher Walken mask for next Halloween, or for that New Year’s Eve party.

Everything you ever wanted to know about the “importance” of the number 37.


Flyinfox_SATX said...

Carlos, that recipe is a clear indication that you are up way too early!

Anonymous said...

That hood thong looks mighty interesting. mmmm chicken and rice. Who would get to eat the camel toes?


Anonymous said...

If anyone plans on buying a hood thong please contact me first. I'm selling beer hat thongs, a must have item for todays in crowd.


PS Gator
The host always gets the toes.

Shelley said...

You ARE up too early...come back to bed - NOW!!!

Carlos said...

Shelley: As much as I'd like to go back in time and bone the ever livin' hell out of you, time travel is beyond my scope of ability.

Thusly, until lists a time machine on their web site, I'll have to simply keep that on my "To Do" list. ;-)

Shelley said...

That is one list (out of the way too many)I will approve. By the way, why not just stay in bed & do as you wish...I'll make sure I get enough sleep prior. Hey! I heard on TV the French have the longest penises averaging 15.48 cm. How do you measure up to the French? The only thing I can say is there must be some pretty large ones to offset the tiny little ones. :o)

P.S. I think this conversation is going downhill...

Anonymous said...

More cowbell!!! I LOVE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, did I spell his name right???

Awww, it doesn't matter, we need more cowbell ;)


Anonymous said...

You know, I favorite placed the mask till I get to a country that I have a printer in, then I'm gonna print of my Christopher Walken mask for New Years Eve, cause it will be just AnnE and I sitting in a hotel room bringing 2009 with the hopes of arriving in Roatan some time in 2009 since I'm a moron. I better print a mask off for AnnE too ;)

Carlos said...

You spelled his name right, Nay ;-)

Send me an update sometime. Checking my email every day :-)