Sunday, August 23, 2009

Limericks

My mom loved clever limericks, especially the profane ones. Here are a few random ones.

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot,
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

There once was a maid from Madrass
Who had a magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think
But was grey, had long ears and ate grass

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, “I’ll admit”
“I’m a bit of a shit”
"But think of the money I save!"


There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it

1 comment:

Joker_SATX said...

See, and I had a different Take on the Dave one....

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who fucked a dead whore in a cave
She was ugly as shit
and missing a tit
But think of the money he saved.

That's the way I knew it.....