Sunday, August 08, 2010


I filled out a life-expectancy questionnaire on a site that helps one plan retirement. There weren't a ton of questions, but it doesn't look like I'll be around much more than 24 more years. In other words, I'll live to a ripe old age of 71.

And here I thought I would live forever. I better start doing some shit now.

Interestingly, I've been craving a cigarette lately; this, five years and eleven months of not smoking.


TC said...

I am not brave enough to try one of those.

Rimpy said...

I think there are too many variables for those evaluations to be very accurate.

The_Gator said...

Holy Shit! I've been gone too long! How is my friend Shelly? How are you doing under the circumstances? How much long will she be in a collar?

On a side said something about pictures of a 4lb chuck roast... I don't see any.

Carlos said...

TC: I should not have been! :-)

Rimpy: I was wondering the same thing. One of the calculators I saw asked for more info than I even knew!

Gator: Yes you have! Shelley is doing well. She's out of the horse collar and feeling much better. I'm hanging in there, though my psyche needs a little refresher of some sort. The 4lb chuck roast...shit...I forgot about those pictures. I shall post them sometime soon. They're on my laptop! Hope all is well with you. Haven't seen you around forever.

Joker_SATX said...

I am told that they will inject me with enough formaldehyde that I will end up looking like Keith Richards....Some people want to torture me into living forever.

mrsodell1980 said...

My husband hasn't smoked in 2 years and still randomly craves them :-/
As for living forever, if my doggy Jose can do it, so can you!