Friday, November 12, 2010


I've decided to write a cook book. It's going to be called:

Food That Gives Me Wood

I'm not sure how well it'll go over in the mainstream, but it's something I'd like to leave around for my son. It'll be a compilation of family recipes that I really, really fucking love. Food that I love more than sex. Well, okay - maybe not that much. But you get the point.

I started the list last night....


Rimpy said...

That is a fucking great idea! Every recipe you've shared with us here has sounding absolutely fantastic. Good on ya!

TC said...


This makes me think of when people say "Oh you have to try this dessert: it's better than sex!"

I always wonder if the dessert is that great, or their sex life is that poor.

Carlos said...

@Rimpy: Thank you, kind sir!

@TC: Great point. I've heard that before too..makes ya wonder!

Anonymous said...

I know it's been a long, long time since I've read all your postings. But now that I wrote about food giving you wood - and on my birthday? Dude!

BTW - the reason it says anonymous is because it has been so long I forgot my friggin' password!!!

Carlos said...

You ah so retahded, Ano Nymous! Yeah, you ah!