Monday, September 19, 2005

9/19 MONDAY

I’m not sure I have anything particularly moving to write about today, but I’ll try writing a little anyway.

My wonderful sister-in-law, Cindy, is in the throes of divorcing a physically abusive husband (a.k.a. Mr. Ed, a.k.a Gilligan, etc). I offered to beat his ass a couple of times, but she hasn’t taken me up on it yet because she’s worried I might get in trouble if he called the police. I told her I could easily perpetrate the beating in such a way that evidence of the act wouldn’t be visible, but she still didn’t take me up on it. It’s such a shame, because I really despise the guy anyway.

To give you an idea of what an ass this guy is...A few years back we all stopped at a little sports bar for a couple of beers after a day at a spring festival just outside of town. After we arrived, The Warden realized we didn’t have any $, so she ran up to the ATM. Mr. Ed ordered a pitcher of beer. Cindy asked me if I wanted some. Before I could answer, Mr. Ed said something like, “No, no no. We can’t afford to be buying everyone beer.” Ordinarily I have quick responses to shit like that but I was so surprised by his blatant display of prickness, that I said nothing. It really was amazing. I still can’t believe I didn’t say something or knock the damned pitcher off the table into his lap.

Anyway...he really is a little weasely dick, and is 100% deserved of an ass kicking. I’m not one to fight (haven’t got in a fight since 1985), but I’d sure like to spend some quality time bludgeoning him until he cries like a strung out crack whore! :-)

There, I’m done.

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Well, I’m off to watch a little football. More tomorrow if I can think of anything worth a shit to write.

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Dubya Quote of the Day:
“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.” Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

2 comments:

reneegrrrrrrrr said...

Well Carlos I understand being on the end of your sister-in-law and not wanting anyone to get in trouble even though in time she may thnk damn, maybe I should have let him beat his ass but any way she is seeking divorce and will be out of the marriage.

I like todays Dubya's quote of the day.

You seem kind of down?

Try and have a fab week!

R.

We sing we dance we steal things said...

Next time, don't ask, beat his ass. The prick.