Sunday, December 04, 2005

Of Wieners and Photos

I just know there’s a little computer wiener working in a little computer wiener cubicle, on a little computer wiener computer, thinking of ways to piss me off with little computer wiener things that make little computer wieners laugh. Bastard!

Look at the snapshot of the word verification and what I typed and tell me what I'm missing. The only thing I can figure is that the "M" was actual an "R" and an "N" close together.












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The office Christmas party was less a party, and more of just dinner and a couple of drinks. I had three Manhattans, and one glass of red wine with dinner. The Warden had a couple of Manhattans and a not-so-cold beer. My boss was a little tamer than normal, perhaps because there were too many others there, including his wife.

The food was awesome.

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Whistler71 started it by posting a Big Hair 80s picture. Rlb3773 (same link as Whistler) followed suit. Whistler then declared this week 70s, 80s and 90s week. In the spirit of her declaration, I am posting a few:

This picture was taken during a trip to Strawberry, AZ. The setting is an abandoned rock quarry, which made
a great sledding/tubing site. The JD, Southern Comfort (barf!) and doobs kept the pain from our wipeouts at bay. We were stoneder than a bejesus! 1981



Me and Mike 1978 or 1979. Nay and Kelly were with us I believe.









Jungle Boy, 1983 El Yunque (pronounce yoonkay) rain forest outside of San Juan, Puerto Rico. For a minute I thought this was a still from an old porn flick I starred in, then I worried it was from an old gay porn flick, then I realized I didn't do any porn after all.


My dear friend Nay has posted, and we're hoping our friend Y follows suit!

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Dubya Quote of the Day:
Ya gotta hear it to believe it:

Link1
Duh...duh...duhbya

Link2
What did he just say?

12 comments:

Ivy the Goober said...

Oh, man! I have some big hair pictures! If only I had a scanner :(

reneegrrrrrrrr said...

That is so an "M", you busted the "little computer wiener" with the pic. Now I would turn that "little computer wiener" in to the blog police for fucking with us. "Wiener" Maybe ~Y~'s blog bitch friend can take over since she doesn't have a life and get to the bottom of why the "wieners" fuck with us when we leave comments. She may want to know if that is the cause of why people don't leave her comments.

If Kelly and I were there could you tell me where there was? And my goodness I didn’t realize how buff you and Mike were! What did the "T" on your shirts stand for?

And for the last pic, insert sexy whistle. Looks like a gay porn still to me. Hmm, a while back you posted a pic of you sitting in some guys lap in another foreign location. Hmm, were you really in the Coast Guard or was the just a guise?

And last but not least Dubya is a piece of work. I always feel smart when I read his quotes but listening to those today made me feel even smarter. I love him for that.

Love ya!!!

rlb3773 said...

Love the photos. I really want to know why you were naked in the jungle and who was taking the pictures?? Good positioning of leaf and nice pout!

I had that exact same verification word the other day and it would not let me post. Something is screwy with it!

Whistler71 said...

Carlos, those were some sexy pictures!! I especially like the last one, OMG... I bet you got lots of nookie back then-

Ditto on the word veri. thing, I got the same one and didn't get to post!

You rock for participating!!!

jules said...

Well Carlos...I find it very difficult you never did porn. Maybe never had it filmed....but never did it? Nah.

We sing we dance we steal things said...

Naked in the bush again Cj?
I stopped by earlier but didn't comment because this needs a long one. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Love the fig leaf ! It's a good thing you could find one that big!Early says he can't believe that the leaf was big enough to cover your balls. ROTFLMAO! All that's missing is a hottie to feed you grapes and fan your ass. Only you would have thunk ta take a picher like that :)

What is up with the word verfs? I have had a couple of those, my comment on 2Gaag was erased, sucks.

Oh, and... Like the tights to...

Whistler71 said...

Enough to cover your balls... HHAAHAHAHAH! You know what they say about men from S. Texas don't you?

Hey is the Naked Iguana still open on the Riverwalk?

Carlos said...

Ivy: You owe it to yourself to get one. You owe it to the world to get one. A few smiles added to our world makes life just a little more bearable! So post your big ol’ hair!

R: I’m glad you see an “M” too! The “where” was at the balloon races. ‘Member? You ‘member. Mike and I were pretty buff weren't we? When we weren’t stoned or acting like idiots in sorry attempts at impressing you and Kelly, we were pumpin’ iron; Pumpin’ iron before pumpin’ iron was cool!! Ha ha! The “T” stood for the school where my mom worked. The pic does look rather gaypornish. Maybe I missed my calling!

Rlb: Ummm...I know there was rum involved....as for the rest, I’m pleading the Fifth. One day when Madman is in office, and I’m the White House speechwriter, I’m sure all the pictures (yeah, there are a couple of more) will come out and I’ll be fired in a hail of embarrassing media stories. As for the pout...where do you think the writers of Zoolander got the Blue Steel pose? :-)

Whistler: Aww shucks! Thanks :-) What do they say about men from S. Texas? I didn’t see the Naked Iguana this last trip to the Riverwalk. I found a listing for one on Commerce (not on the Riverwalk) though.

Jules: Okay. You got me!

Y: A long one. Ha ha...I get it. :-) Yeah...it did take some balls to post that damned thing. I almost didn’t if you can believe that!

We sing we dance we steal things said...

Cj
Early, King James and I were all together when I checked out your post, we thought it was great! King James and Early both declared that you have the biggest balls of them all, but then Early still hides his naked baby pictures.
Why is it that you have to get a guy drunk before he will let you take naked pics?
I loved the balloon races!

reneegrrrrrrrr said...

I loved the balloon races too!!! Its amazing how much that campus has grown since those days.

jules said...

Okay, Carlos...since you haven't posted lately I had to go back and reread this one. And I just noticed your sementia looks very close to "dementia." Maybe the blogger gods are trying to tell you something!

We sing we dance we steal things said...

You are cheating Cj!
I know where San Antonio is...
If you don't post soon, I will get Ney and Ivy drunk at the river walk, tie them up, leave them naked, except for a pair of your underwear on their heads (with eye holes cut out),in your front yard and blame it on you!