Friday, January 05, 2007

Burn Baby Burn

I was going to sit home and scan a buttload of old pictures for a friend and some of my blogger buddies and long-time friends, but then I was informed we were going out a drinkin’.

So…my sole photographic contribution consists of the wounds I received during a tragic ironing accident that took place on Tuesday. Don’t ask me how I did it. I just don’t know. I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t high, and equally tragically, I wasn’t getting my cigar smoked.

It hurted like a motherfucker


















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I’ll post some more tomorrow once I’m done with errands and bullshit.

7 comments:

The_Gator said...

hahaha that sucks...i occasionally burn myself on the iron...but not that severly....Did you not notice the burning sensation coming from your hands.

Damn word verification!

Anonymous said...

Dumbass.

And I say that with love.

Anonymous said...

Ouch! (you big baby lol)

Margaret said...

Ouch that hurts just looking at it. And I bet my bottom dollar you've been hitting that hand and bumping it all over stuff ever since you've hurt it.

...but wait! Wait just a second here. What are you trying to pull? I KNOW this whole "burned myself with an iron thing."

Curling Iron, that was. Hickeys were no longer questionable by my parental wardens. They fell for this one each and everytime.

Karlos, who in the world has been sucking on your fingers?

Carlos said...

Gator: Yes, it really did suck bad. I've never done one like that before.

I had to switch to word verification cuz the spammers were killin' me. I'll turn it off after a while and maybe they'll forget about me.

Jules: Taken as such :-)

Sheila: Yeah...you shoulda heard me whining. More like cussing up a storm actually!

Margie: You know it! I'm hitting it on fucking everything, and it sucks!!! Still hurts, even today (Sunday).

If someone's been sucking on my fingers like that without my knowledge, I must find them and experience them when I'm conscious!

rlb3773 said...

You have alot of nerve crying about those tiny little burns you big sissy! Do you not remember when I tried to burn my head off???..........hello!!

J/K You poor guy. Get the stuff that has the numbing crap in it. You know exactly what I am talking about :)

Anonymous said...

checking to see if the burner was hot enough, karlos? ;)