Bad Pussy

So there I was, minding my own business. I was enjoying the simple pleasures of watching a 50” high definition tee-vee from a fat leather chair (wondering what the po’ folk were doing). Suddenly, I saw something black flash before my eyes, from left to right. Hey, that flash had fur, I thought. I snapped my head to the right, only to see Bob (you remember Bob don’t you? Bob the Cat?) ending his supersonic run. “Holy shit,” I exclaimed. “He was haulin’ ass.” The Boy agreed, telling me that Sunny, our chicken shit yellow tabby, had been chasing him.

It was then that I noticed my left arm. There were two perfect “burnout” marks on it. Each mark represented one of Bob’s two back paws (and claws). Apparently, his supersonic time trial had begun in the kitchen. Rather than try to negotiate the tight maneuver (on Saltillo tile and wood floors) that would’ve been required to get around me and the chair I was sitting in, Bob opted to go airborne and use my left forearm as a springboard to launch over me, a stool, and part of another piece of furniture.

I recall referring to Bob as both a motherfucker and a son of a bitch. Poor Bob. He’s so misunderstood.

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The word funny was once the number one word that brought people to my blog. While I do think that some of my posts have been mildly entertaining, I certainly don’t think I’ve got myself a humor blog here.

Anyway….The long-time leaderword (funny) has been replaced by Vonage, with Bacos a close third and closing. Apparently there are a lot of people interested in either the fabulous Linda O’Neil or the blond bimbo she plays in that Vonage commercial I commented on a short time back. Here are the top five words:

Vonage 47
Funny 44
Bacos 39
Ingredients 35
Commercial 31

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Since I’m on the topic of web stats, here are a few select search phrases that have brought people here over the last two weeks.

Linda O’Neil
Women on Vonage commercial
Woman sharks vonage
Linda O’Neil blog
Vonage shark commercial (x2)
Woman Vonage commercial
Blonde girl on Vonage commercial dolphins
Linda oneil pics
Linda O’Neil pics
Vonage beach bimbo
Vonage commercial girl shark

Bacos ingredients (x2)
Erect weiner photos
Buda Weiner Blog

Barefoot poo
Rat shit wheat
Rotating blue jelly beaver
Driver has big nut sticker
Lost in space (x4)
Lost in space robot
Old robot

Girls getting fucked by dogs
Girls getting horse
And 8 other references along those lines (minus the animals)