Friday, May 04, 2007

Friday at Last

Okay. So my blogging habits suck lately. I have a million excuses. Since it would only further delay my making another post, I won’t list ‘em.

--The world’s fattest man is Mexican.
--San Antonio (majority Mexican American) was voted 2nd fattest city by Men’s fitness
--I am half Mexican.
--Am I doomed to spend my old age in a fat farm? Do they even have fat farms?

A baby harp seal goes into a bar.
“What’ll ya have?” asks the barkeep.
“Anything but a Canadian Club.”

Mid terms are this week. Logic sucks, though I could enjoy it in a less structured environment.

The #1 seeded Dallas Mavericks really, really, really, really choked in the first round of the NBA playoffs. After a tremendous season (they finished 67-15), they lost to the #8 seeded Golden State Warriors (they finished 42-40) 111-86. They lost the seven-game series 4 games to 2.

I used to root for the Mavs, behind my favorite Spurs, but over the last few years I’ve come to root against them consistently. Not because of the players, but rather their owner. Yeah, he does a lot of good charity stuff, but you can do good things and still be a classless ass when in the public eye.


jules said...

I don't even keep up with the Mavs, but I'm assuming Cuban is still the owner? He makes me want to hurl sharp objects at him!

Arlene said...

I can't like classless people, AKA trash!
You'll do fine on your midterms :-)
They do have fat farms...but I think you go there to become not so much fat ;-) Silly!

Webmiztris said...

I blame the weight issue on Taco Bell. Damn those Chalupas for being so delicious!!!!