Monday, October 01, 2007

When Cometh the Reaper

When I Die
When I’m on my deathbed, if I’m fortunate enough not to be struck by lightning or to otherwise die in an instant, I two simple things will make me very happy:

1. Popsicles – Orange, lime, or root beer popsicles; or Bluebell rainbow pop-ups.
2. White grape juice on crushed ice.

I came to realize, just the other week, that I fucking love these two things. So, those of you who know me, please tuck this tidbit of information away in the corner of you mind for future reference – just in case. I mean it.

Abominable!
Ever had a hankerin’ to shave a yeti? Me either. But someone did, and decided they’d dedicate a web site to yeti shaving.

Belated Happy National Alpaca Farm Day!
Yep…You missed this momentous day. It was so momentous that the day was actually comprised of two days. You got it – Two days. Can you imagine the party!?!

Little did Jack know - Trouble was just around the corner



14 comments:

The_Gator said...

the clown on the right looks like a serial killer.

Webmiztris said...

dude, you're totally going out with brainfreeze when you die. ;)

Flyinfox_SATX said...

In regards to your last rites...Noted!

Just so that you are aware...clowns scare the shit out of me!

Flyinfox_SATX

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

I want to know why Alpaca's get TWO days. They're cute but it seems a little excessive. Getting back to my cereal now.

renee255 said...

I love clowns and rootbeer popsicles.
Noted: Carlos loves yidde shaving and rootbeer popsicles. ;)

Sheila said...

I've never had a rootbeer popsicle. Have I missed out?

I love white grape juice too. I have a punch recipe using white grape juice but I can't find it. I think you mix the juice and ginger ale and freeze an ice ring of the white juice to put in the punch bowl. Good stuff lol.

Shelley said...

Yeti shaving? Dude! How did he get those shorts under all the hair? That is perplexing...

The_Gator said...

mmm sheila that recipe is delicious.

Carlos said...

Gator: Kinda like John Wayne Gacey

WebMiz: Fuck me! I didn’t think about that!

FlyinFox: Clowns? I guess I’ll strike that off my list of birthday events fer ya!

Bunny: I wondered the same thing. What do llamas get?

Nay: Hey hey now..no one ever said anything about me loving yeti shaving! :-)

Sheila: Missed out? Dude! They’re fucking awesome. Hard to find these days, but delicious! If you ever find that recipe, oh please send it to me!

Shelley: Wow….I never thought of that. Amazing….perplexing…I’ll write the webmaster.

Arlene said...

I love anything on crushed ice!!
My current favorite thing is XBox, but yeah, popsicles are good too ;-)

Carlos said...

I dig X-Box too....my son and I really got into Halo2 for a good while. Very addicting. I'm afraid to get the new X-Box because Halo 3 will inevitably have to be bought...and then I'm fucked!

Sudiegirl said...

Dude...my whatever-the-heck-he-is Dave LOVES popsicles too! Weird.

Clowns are scary...all of 'em. Even if it was Willard Scott before he started doing the weather thing, they're still icky, icky, icky.

Do you make your own root-beer popsicles or do you buy them?

Carlos said...

Very weird! I’m neutral when it comes to clowns…they don’t scare me, and they don’t do anything for me either. I can’t recall how I was with ‘em when I was tiny either.

I haven’t found any old-school root beer popsicles anywhere. I stumbled upon some popsicles that were actually just frozen soda on a stick. Root beer was among the flavors. Not bad in a “I forgot my soda in the freezer” kinda way, but not like the ones I remember.

little sister said...

Hilarious post! ('cept for the bit about popsicles and white grape juice, which, I'm guessing, was for info purposes only.)