Friday, November 02, 2007

Friday

I started typing this thing last night, and meant to save it as a draft, but inadvertently published it incomplete. Must’ve been the whisky I was sipping….

AWOL
After deserting me for five long fucking business days, co-worker Shelley will be back in Alamoland this afternoon. And so, work will return to some semblance of normalcy on Monday.

My Name is Earl
Well, not really, but Joy laid a good line on Earl tonight while abusing him with a weed eater. Yeah, it was running: "You've got to do something, like provide for me. I am the queen. You are the worker bee. Your job is to feed me, do me, and die."

I thought I’d piss myself laughing. If I had a nickel for every woman I’ve known in my life with that mentality, well….I might have a couple of nickels.

Then there was the drunk man at the strip club where superhotcatalina works. He was up there in boxers dancing. At one point during his dance he was kinda singing part of a song from Oklahoma (anyone remember that?): “Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry when I take you out in the surrey…”

Spurs Basketball
The Boy and I are going out to watch the Spurs kick the shit out of the Sacramento Kings tonight. It should be a good night, and I’m looking forward to it. I do so love my kids.

Miscellany














Time for English Lessons


video

7 comments:

Woozie said...

Oh man, is the beer one real?

Boobless Brigade Master said...

:::Raising hand:::
I LOVE Oklahoma.
And one of your nickles would represent me.
Except for the queen part and the worker bee part and the providing part and the dying part.
I just want to be 'done'.
Alot.
Then I can die;)

jules said...

Feed me, do me and die. I love it. Except I'd add do the damn dishes to that line!

Shelley said...

Count me in with the other ladies. Feed me, do me and die. No offense.

Margaret said...

The video did me in this morning. I was in shock until the end.

Carlos said...

Woozie: Let’s hope so!

Brigade Master: I can respect that ;-)

Jules: Now why doesn’t it surprise me that you’d add something like that? Hope everything’s well with you stranger.

Shelley: None taken. But if he feeds you, does you, and dies, you’ll have to go back to the drawing board and find another one.

Margie: Sorry. I suppose I should’ve posted a warning above it!

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Loved the video and so loved Earl stuff. Ya know it's only funny when it's true.