Friday, February 01, 2008


I watched Wheel of Fortune tonight and captured this on my DVR. Wow!

Shelley sent me this from the Great West Coast to make me jealous. It worked.

dude has a real identity crisis.

The Rest
I didn’t sleep worth a shit last night. I went to bed around 10:00pm and was up two hours later – and didn’t go back to fucking sleep. Great fun. A nightmare woke me. I don’t have many of those, but when I do they’re pretty crazy.

Fortunately it was insanely hectic at work today. Made the day fly. So now I’m home, sipping on whisky and trying to stay awake. Yeah – whisky ain’t exactly helping my cause, but I need a little anesthetizing right now.

Tomorrow morning I’ll be taking an accounting exam. Next week is mid-terms. Fuck accounting. Seven more weeks of this shit. I can’t wait to get to a class where I can read and write; something with no calculating.

Shelley’s still out of town working wonders with the big cheeses in California. She’s kicking ass and taking names. You die next Friday night at Connect Four dear. Mark your calendar and get a box of Kleenex, because I’m gonna make you cry!

I plan on drinking myself into a mild coma so I’ll look and feel my best tomorrow for my accounting exam.

And so I bid you motherfuckers adieu. Motherfuckers is one word by the way. Two words? Nah. Hyphenated? Not a fucking chance. Motherfuckers – One word.


reneeg255 said...

You fucking crack me up!!! homo-douchebaggit, motherfucking faggot ;)

I love you my fudge-packing, man-on-man, dick tickling friend.

The_Gator said...

wtf shelly is in cali..why didnt anyone tell me!!!!!!!!!??????

Woozie said...
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jules said... your question about when they's gonna get them some instanet down here in the boon docks? Prob'ly after they get a WalMart closer than the moon, baby.
I left you a Valentine poem on my site. Miss you mucho. Or should I say, Miss you mucho, mother fucker?

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Hey Motherfucker waz up! How's the connect four going? Still getting your ass kicked?

Shelly - You gotta give the guy a win. It's starting to keep him up at night.

Woozie said...


Carlos said...

Nay: I sleep better at night imagining that great laugh of yours was caused by something I did! ;-)

Gator: Didn't even think of it. She's way down south by the border though.

Jules: Love the poem; So you! Miss your posts!

Bunny~n~Early: Holy shit. You weren't swallowed by the earth or carted off by Guatemalan thugs. Still getting my ass kicked. Shelley's outta town right now, but we have a game date Friday. She dies!

Woozie: Shit

The_Gator said...

thats ok the border is a short drive.

Carlos said...

Gator: I'll remember next time! I get down in SoCal every so often on biz. I'll let you know next time I do.

Shelley said...

Dude! No offense, but you will die at speed Connect Four, especially if Chardonnay and Grand Marnier come into play. Nifty poem.

Bunny~n~Early - Can't let the guy win...he has to earn the title of Connect Four Whore.

Carlos, miss you at work. Califronia is great, nice to be home again, but miss the friends in Tejas. I am so excited to see how the house is coming along, ordered the mailbox today (don't give me a hard time about it) and want you to come & see it with me when I get back. I like to hear your comments.

Carlos said...

Like I said babe: Get a box of Kleenex. I'm gonna bring my camera to document the event and the anguish on your face! Miss you too dear. Ain't the same at work any more, and that sucks. I'll go check out yer house with you, and won't laugh at your mailbox - unless it's shaped like a kitten or something ;-)