Friday, February 22, 2008

Thankfully Friday

I’m off at 2:00pm today to pick up Shelley from the Airport. Yesterday the poor dear tripped and fell flat on her face while at lunch. It so caught her by surprise that she only remembers the moments before the fall, and coming to after the fall. The place where she was eating had strategically placed a chain about six inches off the ground between a pole and the building. Nice touch. Lawsuit?
When I talked to her yesterday afternoon she was feeling pretty puny, and was in a good deal of pain. Last night I called her back and she sounded much better.

Dream Girl for Gator
If only she were a nun!

Quote of the Day
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. - Jack Handey


Woozie said...

Maybe she'll viciously sodomize you with the four foot long flaccid dong of Connect Four while you're at the airport. In front of everyone. What do you do???

And that tongue woman, o mah lawd.

reneeg255 said...

Awww, poor Shelly, I hate when that sort of shit happens.

Have a fabulous weekend dear!!!

Shelley said...

woozie, you are sicko.

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Poor Shelly, that sucks, been there done that. At least she passed out and doesn't recall every second of laughter. We're laughing too because that's what friends do. Where is that passport Carlos Shelly has to share.
Gator -Tthe nun had a tongue better than that dude, don't let Carlos trick you into accepting less.

Margaret said...

Poor Shelley, but these sorts of things happen to the best of us from time to time.

Some of us more often than not. LOL

Carlos said...

Woozie: She didn’t, mercifully. She was feeling to crappy.

Nay: Yeah….she was really hurting. Weekend was more fabulous than you can imagine my dear!

Shelley: And you’re just now figuring that out? ;-)

Bunny~n~Early: Yes, that’s what friends do! Hopefully I’ll get my passport biz done soon so I can come visit and do something stupid for you fuckers to laugh at ;-)

Margie: Yes they do! I’ll have to post about my barbecue loading fiasco one day.

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Hope Shelley is ok.

I like that quote. Here's another one, same general weird outlook on things: "Whenever I see an ambulance go by I wish it would crash, so I could get a whiff of that oxygen."

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Carlos, I don't know about you but that is a dream girl for just about any straight guy with a pulse. My GAWD! The way that tounge moves...French kissing that one must be interesting.


Carlos said...

Nigel: LOL. Great quote!

FlyinFox: Yeah..she's fucking amazing eh? The possibilities boggle the mind!

Woozie said...

She's got that tongue and all you can think about is French kissing?!?

I expect more from "Coke Can Carlos" (you're never shaking that name).

Carlos said...

Wooz: Me said nothin' 'bout no French kissing....

Rimpy said...

Was Shelley feeling small, or "punky"?