Monday, February 25, 2008

Monday [sigh]

The understatement of the world for me this month: “This past weekend was one of the best I’ve had in a long, long time; one of the best I've ever had."

I picked her up at the airport on Friday. Poor thing. Her knee was bruised and swollen, busted lips, loose tooth, bruise on her chin, bruise on her shin, headache, neckache. Wished I could just take it all for her. Manly men are like that ya know. Chivalrous I think the word is. ;-)

She’s doing much better now after a relaxing weekend and no worries.

Old Joke
Why did God invent women?
Sheep can’t type.

Whoa girls! I’m just the messenger. I didn’t write it.

Sudie posted her typing speed here, so I thought I’d do the same. Here’s my typing test after some accounting class and a few snoots full of rum. All those years of beating on old teletypes I guess…

102 words


Quote of the Day
“Wanna lick some thigh? I just ate some bacon with my fingers and rubbed my hands on my legs.” -- Anonymous


reneeg255 said...

What made the weekend so spectacular?

My feelers are kind of hurt "long, long time" my visit wasn't that long ago? ;)

I wish you many more weekends to as spectacular as this last. ;)

Shelley said...

My weekend was pretty good too - other than the dire pain my body was experiencing. What, pray tell, were you doing? Hmmm...

Your old joke sucks & by the results of your typing test it looks as though that may be why God created men!

So...wanna lick some thigh? Ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

K - I'm with Ney. What the hell did you do this past weekend?
Is it something we can all do together without getting arrested?
I haven't had one of those weekends in a long time, we're over due. Glad you had a good one.


Carlos said...

Nay: Don't be hurt dear. You still numba one rongtime fliend, even though you owe me about twenty seven phone calls! Please keep in touch, okay?

Shelley: Hmmm...I bet the pain would've subsided sooner if you'd have used your heating pad like a good girl. For the record, God invented me to torment you ;-) I'm not averse to thigh licking....depends on the bacon I suppose ;-)

Bunny: LOL...Yes, prolly something everyong can do without getting arrested. Hope all is well!

Woozie said...

Mmmm....bacon thigh...