Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thursday

I got my cell phone bill the other day. Actually, it was a notice of late payment. I also received numerous automated messages on my cell phone advising I must pay the bill NOW or be cut off. Here’s what I got. No shit. Amazing. No wonder Sprint’s stock is in the tank and they can’t find someone to take over as CEO.

World Clock
This is a pretty cool link. It lists sources as the WHO, CIA, US Census bureau, etc.

Her Wetness
Forgot to post this last year. It was from a local news channel:
Weather Dude Ending Forecast: “…You’re gonna get wet.”
News Chick: “And not the way I want to”

I thought I’d piss myself laughing. The other newsfolks did quite well containing their laughter.

Thought of The Day

9 comments:

My Brand Of Crazy... said...

My goodness Carlos!
You really need to curb your 1-900 numbers and party line addictions!
Heh heh!

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Carlos,

Hey dude...yeah I am back on Blogger. Caught your post here today. $48K is that all?

Thanks for the link...yeah that is a cool site. I bookmarked it.

Don't get me started on facism....

Flyinfox_SATX

Carlos said...

MBofC: You're onto me!

FlyinFox: Glad to see you're back. Fortunately Sprint cleared up that freakin' bill!

reneeg255 said...

$48,365, wow the girl must really be do muco texting ;)

Her Wetness, ROFL, wonder if she wanted a golden shower? LOL

Bunny & I were watching TV last night/this morning and they showed a clip of the news guy talking bout the cows getting out of the mans truck referring to them as "Black & Angus", his counterpart didn't contain his laughter and let him now that it was Black Angus.

reneeg255 said...

know, not now in above comment ;) derr!

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Gulp. I want some of that.

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Loved the thought for the day.
Shame what the Christians have done to the country. Hope gawds proud of them.

reneeg255 said...

coming back to read comments and re-read my and the news guys was calling the cows Black & Gus.

I fucked that up.

Carlos said...

Nay: As a matter of fact, I couldn’t pass up the time to toy with The Girl about it. She kinda panicked a little ;-) I remember the “Black and and Gus” clip. That was fucking funny!

Nigel: Cell bill? Her Wetness? Black and Angus? ;-)

Bunny: It is pretty profound, especially with the fundamentalist movement in the U.S.

Nay: Yes, you did fuck that up – but you’re entitled, like the rest of us fucktards!