Friday, April 04, 2008


What in the everlivin' fuck kind of toy is this? I can't put my finger on exactly what the hell this thing is supposed to do, but figure a couple of possible contributions to our great society:

1. It scrambled the brains of a number of our citizens who grew up and became Republican politicians. 'Splains a lot ;-)

2. It is responsible for the bobbing skills of some of porn's greatest fellators.

Road Trip
Leaving Sunday for a weeklong business trip to San Diego for a conference. Will be there through the following Sunday. It's been three years since I've been there, and I'm looking forward to the cool, dry weather and the laid back peoples. Shell's going too.

Where Is Everyone?
So not only are my regular "reads" no longer blogging regularly ('cept fer Nigel, Woozie, Margie, and a couple of others), my commenters seem to have run off somewhere too. Nigel thinks everyone who used to post but doesn't post any more is secreted away somewhere masturbating.


Woozie said...

i PoSt AnD mAsTuRbAtE

The_Gator said...

no way i masturbate in the same place i always do.

San Diego..i live near there..cough cough.

Carlos said...

Woozie: Hopefully you weren't lopin' the mule when you were posting that Rick Roll.

Gator: We're gonna be havin' us some very long days of system testing and business development. I honestly don't think we're going to have much social time. But we get out there fairly regularly, so I'll buy you some beers next time around! ;-)

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

A swing a wing??? Where can I get one of them? Early want's to put it on his... Ya know...purley for the good of science, you understand.
I bet they didn't get very popular but I'm sure Shrub and Darth had hours of fun with them.

You two have a great time in San Deigo!

Woozie said...

Oh god Rick, drown me in your rollgasm!