Thursday, December 18, 2008

Inner Peace

This morning on television, a doctor said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around the house for things I'd started but hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of rum, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Almund Tekila, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr hou frkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

6 comments:

flyinfox-satx said...

ROTFLMAO! Carlos, see? That's the difference between me and you...this evening I will be starting what you have finished....Wish me luck!

Woozie said...

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrdonnnnnnayyyyyyyyyyyy

Anonymous said...

:)

I need inner peace, but my list doesn't have any of the jubilation's on it you finished off ;)

Is jubilation's the word I'm really wanting to use? And the bigger question to you Mr. Grammar Nazi, is I really didn't want to make it an 's, but it was underlined in red? So if you could please help this retard if that is the word I was looking to use? Should I have pluralized it? And if so, did spell check offer me the right pluralization?

Love from Renee the Retard

Have a fab weekend dear!!!

Anonymous said...

"Jubilation
–noun 1. a feeling of or the expression of joy or exultation: Their jubilation subsided when they lost the second game.
2. a joyful or festive celebration.
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Origin:
1350–1400; ME jubilacioun (< AF) < L jūbilātiōn- (s. of jūbilātiō) a shouting for joy, equiv. to jūbilāt- (see jubilate ) + -iōn- -ion"


No pluralization of the word. The singular is all-encompassing.

Shelley said...

Woozie - I'm with you on the ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrr

Anonymous said...

[b]If I knew I "had" to finish everything I started I'd never start anything. I'm plenty happy not finishing anything. After all ....................

To be continued.

~Tripping