Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sunday

Yesterday I had three visitors of note to two of my blogs.

One of them (Springfield, Illinois) came to my blog by searching for the phrase “Playing footsie with cock.”

The second (Aurora, Colorado) got to my humble blog by plugging “Ass sucker stimulation” into a search engine.

And the final visitor (Mattawa, Washington) was searching for a “110 vibrator.”

I can maybe understand there might be an insatiable woman out there searching for a 110 volt dildo to rock her world, but I’m not sure about the others.

Is cock footsie such an obscure concept that someone would need to look up the definition? I mean, haven’t we all seen some lame scene in a movie where a frisky chick is diddling her male friend’s junk under the table at an inopportune time?

And what in the fuck exactly would prompt someone to search for ass sucker stimulation? And what exactly is ass sucker stimulation? And why would someone in the market for ass sucking stimulation even get on the internet and look for it? I’d think that someone deranged enough to be thinking about stimulating their ass with a sucking device might just fire up the ol’ Hoover, shove the hose up his or her ass and send him- or herself into colonic heaven.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about the Wikipedia link to your blog?

Woozie said...

I actually have seen penis footsie, and probably the only thing that makes it hot is its unconventionality. Or maybe I'm just weird.

flyinfox-satx said...

Carlos, OK...now that is bizzare. Thanks for the pics...they made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

I used to get people coming to my blog looking for some pretty freaky shit, of course that was back when I had a blog. Believe me there's more than one chick looking for a 110 volt dildo, She needs to hook one to a car battery, that'll rock her world - I'm just saying...

Loved the cartoon about the KY and the veggie section, LMAO.

~ Tripping

Carlos said...

Anonymous: That's on my other blog.

Woozie: Maybe weird and unconventionality :-)

FlyinFox: I'm glad it did, neighbor!

Tripping: I can only imagine! Yeah...the veggie section cartoon cracked me up too; but I kinda liked the toaster one mo' better.

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

I love doing the keyword analysis on my blog--"Nancy Pelosi is hot" remains #1 for the sick, perverted shlubbies who visit!!

Pics are great, btw.

Have a killer Christmas, etc., even though you know I hate the fucking holidays. But I can't expect everyone else to feel the way I do!