Monday, December 21, 2009

Monday

So the other day the Pope declared that condoms are not the answer to AIDS. He said:

"You can't resolve it with the distribution of condoms."
And
"On the contrary, it increases the problem."

While I agree that condoms are not the end-all to AIDS, I strenuously disagree with his contention that they increase the problem.

People are gonna fuck. They can say they’re pure as the driven snow, and they’re abstaining from this or that, but in the end, man’s animal instincts will drive him (and her) to boff one another. Ain’t no two ways about it. Abstinence and monogamy would work if mankind, in general, could abstain and be monogomous.

People were created by [insert belief system here] to procreate (i.e., fuck). It’s in our genes to fuck, and fuck we will.

WTF, Benny?

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That’s right. I actually saw people shopping for fucking Snuggies the other day at the local gigantagrocer. I got a picture of one of them. Snuggies? Really? I hope it was a gag gift.









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This is what greets me many morning while getting ready for work.









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And this old Australian shepherd was at the local gigantapetstore checking out varmints. She was really transfixed on the little bastards.

2 comments:

Joker_SATX said...

No Offense but when has the Catholic Church ever gotten anything right?

Rimpy said...

Nice post, nice pics. Good to see you back in action. Merry Xmas.