Friday, January 01, 2010

Bowl Time

It’s bowl time once again boys and girls, and you know what that means. It means it’s time for me to laugh and make fun of all the stupid fucking bowl games out there. Here’s my hall of shame from this year’s list. They all suck, but the truly lamest ones are marked with an asterisk.

Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi
Allstate Sugar Bowl
*Konica Minolta Gator Bowl
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl
AT&T Cotton Bowl
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Fedex Orange Bowl
*St. Petersburg Bowl – Presented by Beef ‘O’ Brady’s
*R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
*MAACO Las Vegas Bowl
*San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
*Little Caesars Bowl
****Meineke Car Care Bowl
***Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl
***Advocare V100 Independence Bowl
**EagleBank Bowl
**Champs Sports Bowl
*Roady’s Humanitarian Bowl
*Pacific Life Holiday Bowl
*Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
***Brut [by Faberge go to 3:40 mark] Sun Bowl
*Insight Bowl
*Chick-fil-A Bowl
*Outback Bowl
*Capital One Bowl
***Papajohns.com Bowl
*AutoZone Liberty Bowl
*Valero Alamo Bowl
*GMAC Bowl
**Citi BCS National Championship Game

3 comments:

Rimpy said...

My gawd! All those are real? I assume that the more asterisks, the more ludicrous? Have these people no shame?

Carlos said...

Every last one of 'em. Pretty sad. I'd be hard pressed to brag about playing in the Meineke Car Care Bowl to anyone. Really.

Yes on the asterisks, but really they all suck.

Joker_SATX said...

I can see why you make fun of them Carlos....Yeah, you have me laughing like a dumbass....