Friday, October 22, 2010

The Drunk


A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand. He's stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

"Can I help you, Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssshomebody sshtole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's dick hanging out of his fly.

So the cop asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down and, without missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

3 comments:

Rimpy said...

Ha ha! That's a good one!

TC said...

LOL

That was pretty funny.

Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO!