Dog
There’s a dog that lives down the road. Every time I drive by, I’m struck by how thoughtful he looks. He exudes contemplativeness, and I can’t help but believe I could sit down at a table with him and have a conversation over drinks.
Then he licks his balls or sniffs his yard-mate’s ass and ruins everything.
He is pretty awesome though. I need to take some pictures of him and post them.
4 comments:
Does he looking anything like your profile pic?
Nothing at all like it.
I can't wait to see this hound. I would like to point out that self-ball-licking and contemplation are not necessarily mutually exclusive. As long as he doesn't engage in the former during your dinner, everything should be fine. It would be hilarious if you actually had this dog over for dinner and took pictures.
I must say, though, that if I had to choose one or the other, I'd go with the self-ball-licking.
LOL
I was just going "awww" when you said "ball licking."
I then started snorting.
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