The Golden Prick

Last year, supreme douche Benjamin Golden attacked an Uber driver.  You’ve probably all saw it on the interwebs.  In November he whined to the press:

“It’s not me in the video. It was hard to watch. I’m ashamed.”

“I didn’t know what happened until I saw this video.”

“Everything’s fallen apart, and it’s my own doing.”

Now the piece of shit is actually suing the Uber driver he beat the shit out of for $5 million because the video was recorded without his consent.  The eyes-too-close-together Neanderthal fuck is also saying that the Uber driver he pummeled is to blame for being assaulted.  And if that isn’t unbelievable enough, Golden also says that, because of “overwhelming media coverage” of the video, he’s “suffered severe emotional distress, humiliation, anxiety, fear, pain and suffering and the loss of his job,”  

Mr. Golden – You are an amazing shit bag.  You get drunk, pummel someone, cry that you were at fault and ashamed…then you end up claiming it was the victim’s fault?  You’re one of those “people” the world would be better off without.  You are an aberration in genetics – A mistake.  Please do us all a favor and just wade out into the ocean and disappear forever.  Fuck you.