10/5 THE WAR ON TERROR IS OVER!
Really. This story is a couple of weeks old, but what it reports is just as preposterous today as it was when I read it:
Recruits Sought for Porn Squad
Gimme a break. Next thing you know they’ll be breaking down our doors to bust us for washing our willies too vigorously and enthusiastically. It's my willie. I'll wash it as fast and as long as I want to!
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Your tax dollars at work...in the form of a $500,000 federal grant to promote consumption of Alaskan salmon. What a sham. When will we the dumbasses stop voting for these clowns?
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Wednesday. Finally. Yesterday I was dying when I realized it was only Tuesday. I so wanted the week to be over already. Today I don’t feel as urgent a need for the week to end.
R and Y are my saviors this week. Thank you, thank you, thank you. How did I survive all these years without you two?
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Tomorrow’s high temperature is predicted to be a whopping 74 degrees or so. Woo hoo! Finally; cool weather.
Saturday we might head up to the thriving Metropolis of Buda (It’s pronounced byooda) to visit the newest Cabela's sporting goods store. I’m really looking forward to checking out the fishing and camping stuff. I don’t have anything in particular in mind to buy, but I’m sure once I get in there The Boy and I might find a thing or two to purchase.
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Dubya Quote of The Day:
I think I've answered the question, and yes, [Arnold Schwarzenegger] would be a good governor, as would others running for governor of California. Like you, I'm most interested in seeing how the process evolves. It's a fascinating bit of political drama evolving in the state -- in the country's largest state.
– Crawford, Texas, Aug. 13, 2003.
Note: Alaska is the country's largest state, followed by Texas (Dubya's state), followed by California
4 comments:
My being transplanted to Texas might account for the fact that I didn't know that we're not supposed to count Alaska. Thanks for the education!
No prob on the link. Been meaning to link you too. Guess I better do it now!
Cj
Pron squad as a job, gee can't imgaine what the recruiting requirements for that job might be.
R.
I am sure you know that Tard 5 and I take this porn squad stuff very seriously, (pays for the casa). We feel, you should have the right to do what ever the hell you want with your willy. Including but not limited to, allowing anyone of your choice, other than minors or doggies to wash it vigorously for you. I'm with Ney, wonder what the qualifications are for this job. Can you say hypocrite?
Love Tard 2
omg Carlos, I look forward to your "george" quotes. The man never ceases to disturb me.
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