Sunday, December 30, 2007

Loser

Contrary to my predictions, the Dullas KKKowboys (as Woozie refers to them) were defeated by the Washington Redskins. As such, I am conceding to Wooz that I do hereby owe him one bucket of chicken.

Being a man of my word, more or less, I fully intend to pay up on my debt. The choices are: KFC, Popeyes, or Church’s. That’s about it in this neck of the woods. Pick your poison Wooz. Or I can just send you a gift certificate to Food Lion (they have those out there don’t they?) and you can go buy all the fixins you need to make yerself a big bucket chock full of yer own special blend of herbs and spices.

I've had a ferly crappy day today Wooz. Your comments helped lighten it up. Thanks!

21 comments:

Margaret said...

LOL, Popeyes and I believe some KFC have gift cards. You can always snag one of those VISA gift cards too.

However, knowing Woozie - I'd get a clean KFC bucket and go find a rubber chicken at a joke store and mail him that.

Woozie said...

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

Run or pass and score -- we want a lot more!
Beat 'em, Swamp 'em,
Touchdown! -- Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

Woozie said...

Yes, we have Food Lions out here (though we have a 'Bloom'). As for me, I don't want KFC, Popeye's, or "Church's", whatever the hell that is. I didn't know Jesus was in the fast food business.

I want homemade. But if you're too much of a lazy Mexican to do that, I suppose this "Church's" stuff will suffice.

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Woozie said...

Redskins Fact: The team has broken the NFL's single season attendance record six years in a row.

Woozie said...

Redskins Fact: The Washington Redskins were the first NFL team to have a fight song, "Hail to the Redskins".

Woozie said...

Redskins Fact: The Washington Redskins are one of only two teams in the NFL to have an official marching band. The other team is the Baltimore Ravens.

Woozie said...

Redskins Fact: The Redskins currently hold league-wide records for:

-Most First Downs in a single game (39)
-Most points scored against a regular-season opponent (72)
-Third most points scored in a season (541; surpassed by the '98 Vikings and '07 Patriots)
-Fewest number of First Downs allowed (0)
-Largest comeback Super Bowl victory (down 0-10 early in the first, final score was 42-10 Redskins)
-First team led to a Super Bowl victory by a black QB (Doug Williams, proving the KKKowboys are racist, otherwise this record would belong to them)

Woozie said...

Redskins Fact: The Washington Redskins currently possess the highest "Awww Factor" in league history at an astonishing 174%, having 4 straight wins after the death of Sean Taylor, including over the racist, communist Dullass KKKowboys. That's right, you can't help but root for us.

Hail to the Redskins baby, I want my chicken. And no letter bombs.

Woozie said...

If you are having trouble reading the words to the fight song, please refer to these videos below:

Old School version

Sexy Cheerleader version

Dog version

Backstage version

Difficule To Hear live version

IMpossibly Cute Little Kid version

Spitting in the face of the KKKowboys version This was filmed in 2005, the year we won our first meeting, and dominated the second if my memory serves me correctly (it does).

Woozie said...

What's that, you're so impressed with the Redskins' total domination of the Dullass KKKowboys that you want an encore?

Okay man, but making these comment links gets tiresome. Here you go.

Onece more, with feeling.

Woozie said...

Wait a minute, what's that? A double-encore? Okay man, but I can't do this anymore.

Team inteoduction vs. Dullass (12/18/05)

reneeg255 said...

Did you forget the grape soda?

Damnit, I left a message yesterday and it's not hear?

Oh well, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Sorry you had such a crappy day. Our stars must have been lined up together because I had a crappy day too. New Years eve on the other hand was great.
I'm glad I didn't make that bet with Woozie because I would have owed him a bucket of chicken too.
The Cowboys have always been my favorite. I've seen them play a few times and thankfully they won every game I was at.
They also have the hottest cheerleaders, which helps when they do loose. The Cardinals cheerleaders on the other hand... Fat and scary! They need to cover that shit up.

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

PS
Waiting for your New Years post, but until then... Happy New Year!

Shelley said...

Happy New Year, Sunshine! I look forward to seeing you at work tomorrow. Maybe I'll have my new QWERTY phone and will be able to text easier.

Shelley said...

Woozie,
I don't like the Cowboys either - where they got the authority to name themselves "America's Team" I have no idea - but don't over do the Redskins thing. They aren't that hot.

Woozie said...

Quiet infidel :)

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Popeye's! Popeye's!

Most importantly, include some ice cold PBR.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Carlos, Here is hopin that you had a great Holiday! Its the new year man!

Flyinfox_SATX

Sudiegirl said...

go skins...even though we got our asses busted by Seattle...

oh well...

PS: Woozie - I have a recording of this created by my would-be boyfriend if you want it...