Saturday, January 19, 2008


A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.

"The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice!"


Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

That Mormon joke rocked!

reneeg255 said...

The Moron joke did rock, however, he posted that but joke but a week ago???


Carlos said...

Nigel: Cracked me up too.

Nay: I'm losing my fucking mind. Thank you. I've deleted the second joke :-)

Woozie said...

Delicious rape.

reneeg255 said...

That accounting class must be driving you mad dear friend.

reneeg255 said...

I see I must be mad, it appears I am speaking in tounges (sp?) in my comment. Correction to my comment, you posted the other joke but a week ago that you deleted. :) I'm glad you understand my babble.