Joke
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.
"The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.
"The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
6 comments:
That Mormon joke rocked!
The Moron joke did rock, however, he posted that but joke but a week ago???
:)
Nigel: Cracked me up too.
Nay: I'm losing my fucking mind. Thank you. I've deleted the second joke :-)
Delicious rape.
That accounting class must be driving you mad dear friend.
I see I must be mad, it appears I am speaking in tounges (sp?) in my comment. Correction to my comment, you posted the other joke but a week ago that you deleted. :) I'm glad you understand my babble.
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