Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Church of Fucks

Read this first. Tom, over at Who Hijacked our Country blogged a new development about a guy named Phelps. Read this next, then continue reading:

As of it isn't bad enough that steaming, fetid pieces of shit like Phelps and his followers do what they do…The judge’s reasoning is troublesome.

Using his logic, I could beat the tar out of an elderly nun with a sack of newborn kittens in front of a crowd of kindergartners on a field trip at the Humane Society, and Judge Dick would mitigate any award to plaintiffs based on my financial status.

What the fuck kind of judge is this guy anyway? I’d love to hear his reasoning. Please Judge Dick, enlighten me.

No homework this week; it’s mid-term week. I got an A on my mid-term exam. Not too shabby considering how hard it is for me to put forth any effort into a class I so despise. Funny…I was looking through old documentation the other day (working on getting my passport) and I came across my high school transcripts. I hated accounting even back in 1978; I got an F in accounting my junior year. At least I’m consistent in my hatred anything to do with cipherin’. ;-)

Connect Four
It’s on! I fully expect to slay Shelley Friday evening. No more being her bitch – I’m gonna work her over like a fat chick* works over a Twinkie. Jet lag won’t play any role in the pummeling. Full report on Monday.

It’s looking good. The lawyer (I found the old one back from the early 80s) says it shouldn’t be a problem at all.

Memory du Jour
NW Phoenix, 1973 or so
Skunk Creek was a few blocks from my house back in Arizona – a short bicycle ride down the dirt road, and it provided hours of fun: Playing army, kissing girls, sneaking cigarettes, and exploring. The only problem with this particular section of Skunk Creek was that it was frequented by a midget. No shit! This particular midge used to roam the creek on a mini-bike. He took great pleasure in terrorizing children; at least that’s what it seemed like. For all I know, he was just coming and going to and from the Circle K store down the road. Either way, he scared the shit out of us. We’d run and hide if we were lucky enough to hear his mini-bike before he was on us. If we didn’t, we would run all the way home.

Quote of the Day
"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say." — George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007
Jesus, this guy’s a fuckin’ idiot

The "Fat Chick" reference is in no way intended to degrade chicks, fat, fat chicks, Twinkies, Twinkie fans, Hostess, or guys (by omission). The editor simply thought "Fat chick" had a nice ring to it.


Sudiegirl said...

As a fat chick, I am not offended.

However, as a Ding Dong and Hostess Cupcake aficionado I feel slighted.

Tom Harper said...

Thanks for the mention. I don't know what kind of reasoning that judge is using. It's like somebody committing a murder, and the judge saying "aw, life in prison is too harsh. I'll just give him five years."

Who Hijacked Our Country

Flyinfox_SATX said...

I just don't get it. How can churches like this be allowed to exist. Time for a bombing I think.

As far as connect four is concerned. Sorry dude, my money is on Shelly. I heard she kicks royal ass at that game and I think you are setting yourself up for some major dissappointment....Good luck to you though...

Hey, we are all here in SA...maybe one day we should all get together for drinks and Connect Four.


reneeg255 said...

Phelps is a piece of work!!!

I'm sorry to hun, I'm with Flyinfox, my money is on Shelly, I also heard she kicks ass. ;)

Woozie said...

Well if you're actually trying to get money from them I understand the purpose of Hon. Judge Dick's rule.

Hey, there's always the assassin's bullet.

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Judge Dick, what a fitting name for an ass hole. His reasoning isn't that hard to figure out. I bet if you did your home work you'd find out he's Christian. He did what all Christians do, he made a judgement call for gang instead of making the righteous and fair call he swore before God he'd make. Just like all the cops out there beating up Joe normal, just like the politicians having sex with children, just like the married preachers have gay sex. All good Christians!
Back pat for an A on your test!

Shelley said...

Dude - Congrats on the A in accounting. Knew you could do it. Also, congrats on finally being able to get your U.S. passport. I was beginning to think you were a man with no country.

I don't even want to comment on Phelps and Judge Dick. Anyone who practices what that "church" does, is no Christian. Where they got their definition of Christianity is WAY beyond me.

One last comment - CONNECT FOUR...
To all those wondering how the Connect Four slaying went...Carlos is still my bitch. For all those betting on me, thanks and you done good!

So...Connect Four this Friday???

The_Gator said...

I wanna know why no one told me shelly was in Southern cali...i could have kicked her ass in connect four like Karlos never will.

Carlos said...

Sudie: I had no idea you were such a Hostess fiend! :-)

Tom: You're welcome. It really is a disturbing judgment.

FlyinFox: You picked the right player. Perhaps we should arrange a meeting one day.

Nay: I see. Thanks pal. I see where your loyalties are!

Woozie: I don’t know about a bullet…I’d sure feel good about a good ol’ fashioned ass kicking though.

Bunny~n~Early: Good Christians indeed!

Shelley: Yes, this weekend we play again!

Gator: I thought I answered this already in a previous post.