Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Wednesday

Late night/early morning TV is quite interesting. I woke up a tad early this morning (4:00am) and flipped on the ol’ tee vee. The Comedy channel was broadcasting advertising content.

As if the half-hour-long Girls Gone Wild infomercial - resplendent with drunk, hardbodied, nubile college bimbettes dancing around Girls Gone Wild Island wasn’t enough – it was interrupted by a two or three minute commercial for a wiener-maker-bigger commercial, complete with an over-serious dude interviewing seriously airheaded chicks (showing lots of cleavage) raving about how “every day is Christmas” and “I hardly get any sleep” now that the men in their lives are taking this new “male enhancement” product. And the street interviews? Wow. Talk about some shitty acting.

Apparently there must be some caliber of pathetic couch urchin somewhere, watching and consuming this shit with his semi-erect schlong in one hand and a remote in the other. He rattles off the last digits of his credit card into the Bluetooth device, glued by weeks-long ear grime to his big head, and lets loose with a despicable grunt as he spews an embarrassingly insufficient ejaculation all over himself.

God….I disgust myself. Time to read my accounting lecture.

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This guy is just ill

Doug Stanhope

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10 comments:

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

That's funny as hell. The idea of a show like that--too good!

The_Gator said...

Hahaha i woke up at 5 this morning and i was pissed. So i went back to bed.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

I find myself waking up at that hour of the morning way too often. The only other thing I see that bothers me is all of those commercials for the Power Chairs.

The Scooter Store
Mobility Concepts
The Hoverround

God I feel old!

Flyinfox_SATX

Woozie said...

Doug Stanhope killed The Man Show. I can never forgive him.

That ad you were talking about was for Extenze, wasn't it?

Shelley said...

Doug Stanhope is great! A girl I know turned me on to him a little while ago (I'll call her "daughter").

You're supposed to be studying...what's with the erectus ineptus caca? And stay away from those little college girls...sheesh!!

BTW - Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie. See you for coffee before work!!

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Carlos said...

Nigel: Indeed! He’s ill. I’ll post some more of his stuff later.

Gator: Must be nice!

FlyinFox: I haven’t seen too many of those scooter commercials lately, but they drive me up a fucking wall too!

Woozie: ‘Splain. How’d he kill it? Yes….Extensze. “Male enhancement.” Right.

Shelley: Yeah…I’m supposed to be studying, but I’m just feeling totally unmotivated. I did a little this morning (workbook) and will probably do a little Saturday morning and Sunday, but I’m wholly slacking this week. Fuck accounting! Happy Valentine’s Day to you too dear!

Woozie said...

The Man Show with Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel? Hilarious, satirical, tongue-in-cheek grossout humor. Genius.

The Man Show with Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope? Boneheaded, simplistic, overload of lame fart and boob jokes. Embarrassing.

Fuck Doug Stanhope.

Carlos said...

Word. Didn't he was on it.

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Those girls gone wild chicks can make you buy anything.