Saturday, April 19, 2008

You Might Be Taliban If...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider
bacon 'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad
against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done
with your cave.'

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

5 comments:

reneeg255 said...

I don't fit the criteria ;)

Bunny ~N~ Early said...

Oh oh - How many do I have to fit?
Sounds like you had fun in CA. Right on for you two!

Sudiegirl said...

Me neither - I hate goats.

Anonymous said...

Me like goats, our house in Washington had goats next door. I could hear their bantering of Maaaat mmaaattt mmattt mmmmaaaattt

-Early

Does that mean I relate?

Carlos said...

I like goats because they mow. We both relate. No more billy goats though...they're nasty motherfuckers.