Monday, July 21, 2008

El Pendejo

I wasn’t going to blog again so soon but....

Then I heard about this idiot in Florida (or is it Floriduh?) who put up this billboard. The idiot’s name is Mike Meehan. Yeah, it’s his first amendment right to put up shit like that, but what an ignorant, insensitive, stupid fuck. And it gets better.

Not only is this amoeba-brained fellow a blindly obedient, Republican automaton – he’s not even from this country! Isn't it illegal to be a Republican and be from another country? It has to be, but I’ll have to download the bylaws and get back to you. Until then, I think we should start proceedings to strip this guy of his citizenship and send him back from whence he came – Canada.

And Mr. Meehan even penned what he calls a song. I haven’t quite decided how to categorize it just yet, but let’s just say it’s dredging the bottom of the barrel in the lyrical, vocal, and musical quality categories. It’s awful – plain and simple. And he’s fucking selling it! For $5 a pop!! If this knucklehead can market and sell that kind of shit, I know exactly how I’m going to spend this coming weekend – writing a hit, and renting a motherfucking billboard!

What’s even more astounding is that this cretin doesn’t explain his disdain for Democratic politics. He just spews….well, nothing. Nothing that would sway any on-the-fence voter to the Right.

Anyway….that’s enough for now. Go visit his site and read his thought-provoking, insightful bullshit.

1 comment:

Woozie said...

He's riding his tractor. And stops to look at the flag.

Rick Astley could only dream of such cheesiness.