Sporty
I was watching a local news broadcast tonight. The usual, pointless, cutesy banter mildly nauseated me as I dined on my salad and watched a tanning-bed bimbo read her teleprompter and try to look semi-intelligent. The news was anything but news. It was sensationalism: murder, rape, death, fire, pestilence. You know – the stuff we all give a fuck about.
San Diego Chargers | The Lightning Bolts
Tampa Bay Devil Rays | D-Rays
Arizona Diamondbacks | D-Backs
My question to sportscasters:
If you call the Devil Rays the D-Rays, and the Diamondbacks the D-Backs, why don’t you call the Blue Jays the B-Jays?
1 comment:
i like your thinking young man.
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