Friday, February 20, 2009

Happy Friday

Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


TC said...

So is hard liquor faster than beer?

Anonymous said...

I couldn't have said it better myself... Considering how drunk we get when we drink, by definition this would make us fucking geniuses. There is however an exception to this rule, those who's brain buffalos are all slow. We call this condition tarded. I won't mention any names - Nay ; )

Sign me ... Miz Hairy Pits

unokhan said...

perfect mardi gras timing!

Carlos said...

TC: That goes without saying :-)

MHP: Yeah...Not to mention any names...Nannerpus Nay!

Unokhan: Man...I was at Mardi Gras in 1994. It was fucking insane. Great insane, but insane. I think my liver is still recovering. I lived in that neck of the woods too...Kenner, to be exact. Great times.

Anonymous said...



Anonymous said...

Fortunately, all my brain cells are slow and weak, otherwise, I might have had my feelings hurt by Miz Pits, and you too Carlos.

Nay :)


Anonymous said...

Just making sure you were paying attention Ney ;)
We love U!

Miz Hairy Pitz